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Flex the Food Court Bailiff from Mount Fetch

Wrocky the Loner

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Flex the Food Court Bailiff from Mount Fetch was left at the trailhead and was smoking some thrash minutes later. They surprised everyone when they were given their own cooking show. Flex takes a warm, mean magic d8 ball bath whenever they feel down and out. 

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Flex the Scheming Bowling Trophy Polisher says they're from my neighborhood near Minter's Sea, but I've never seen them before. They hotboxed thrash in a rental rocket after they raided the Big Byte Bodega for Dark Matter Lite. Flex owns a suspicious amount of headphones. 

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Flex the Scheming Bowling Trophy Polisher

Dreamdust the Craft Services Inspector from the Drippy Droop Old Folks Home was born six weeks after their due date outside the home because they wanted to be a specific zodiac sign. They talk a big game, but they lost all of their money while they broke their nose in two places. Dreamdust manages to make every conversation about their fancy new fungitile dysfunction med. 

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Dreamdust the Craft Services Inspector from the Drippy Droop Old Folks Home

Unicorn the Normal Jingle Bells Soloist was specially baked at Filler Up. They were hired at Dex's Donuts when they tried to marry an order of pickles during the interview process. Unicorn rode a hoverboard to the post office. 

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Unicorn the Normal Jingle Bells Soloist

Flex the Normal Part-Time Mascot was delivered by a ragtag study group at Yoga Hut. They were hired at Dex's Donuts when they ordered a dangerously undercooked wagmi mignon during the interview process. Flex broke their partner's silent footstep slippers in half when they heard about the cheating rumors. 

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Flex the Normal Part-Time Mascot

Wrocky the Trickster Craft Services Inspector fell out of an old magic d8 ball in the attic of the Food Courts. They hooked up with their boss after they promised that they wouldn't! Wrocky uses their copy of The Artieverse Times as a weapon and a lovely conversation starter. 

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Wrocky the Trickster Craft Services Inspector

Dreamdust the Jealous Rhythm Guitarist was created from the chaos of a championship game at the Drippy Droop Old Folks Home. They caused a huge commotion at the Nuclear Pier when they beat a lie detector. Dreamdust had a bass guitar surgically attached to their body. 

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Dreamdust the Jealous Rhythm Guitarist

Wrocky the Normal Micro Gardener was born at the end of a rainbow just outside of Mount Fetch. They made a pass at an Oracle after they went on a blind date to build up courage. Wrocky buys premium bungleweed for some reason. 

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Wrocky the Normal Micro Gardener

The Drip the Timid Drag Race Driver was created by all the whispers at the Little Bit combined. They invited you to a warehouse party in the middle of their fantasy gaming league. The Drip will tell you they're cooking a gourmet dinner and show up with an uranium chips and salsa platter from the Gatherium. 

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The Drip the Timid Drag Race Driver

Flex the Nerd Psychic Friend was created when an IT Person crossed the wrong wires in the circuit breaker of the Little Bit. They hook up with their boss whenever they hear a bell ring. Flex hacks into other Artiezen's hoverboards just to give them regular system updates. 

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Flex the Nerd Psychic Friend

Flex the Trickster Stepdad for Hire was created when a small town scammer made a deal with the Underworld in a back alley of the Cramslantis Capitol. They quested for cheese fries while screaming at the top of their lungs. Flex has a silent footstep slipper, but only ever uses the bag it came in to store stolen items. 

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Flex the Trickster Stepdad for Hire

Dreamdust the Clown Stylist was created by a group of troll scientists in the basement of Dappy's Pizza. They were put on the “do not serve” list at Moonie's Burgers after they went on a bender in front of the whole restaurant.  Dreamdust did the musical radio commercial for The Artieverse Times and now everyone asks them to sing the hook wherever they go. 

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Dreamdust the Clown Stylist

Wrocky the Jerk Zero-Gravity Pilates Instructor was created from all of the backhanded compliments quipped at the Sneaker Box Gala.  They battled with roaches in their apartment while they were in couples' counseling. Wrocky plays the same song on repeat every time he's handed the aux cord in my pedal tavern. 

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Wrocky the Jerk Zero-Gravity Pilates Instructor

Wrocky the Jester Nuclear Surf Instructor was found in a joke book in Bots Pro Shop's library. They crashed a ritzy cocktail party the night before the big game at the Royal Warcade.  Wrocky leaves a trail of boomboxes every time they go hiking. 

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Wrocky the Jester Nuclear Surf Instructor

Unicorn from Weight-Of-the-World Weight Lifting Beach was created from the margin annotations in your favorite beach novel. They commit insurance fraud whenever they hear a bell ring. Unicorn collects playing cards featuring very specific types of shrinking violets. 

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Unicorn from Weight-Of-the-World Weight Lifting Beach

Dreamdust the Professional Mooch from Lovers' Lane fell out of an old magic d8 ball abandoned by unlucky lovers. They fostered orphaned trolls to steal conjuring coins from onlookers. Dreamdust considers rental rockets a gateway drug. 

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Dreamdust the Professional Mooch from Lovers' Lane

Unicorn the Jester Avant-Garde Performance Artist was born in a tiny car in the showroom at Discord Community College wearing clown makeup and holding a balloon animal. They only know one joke and it's about the time they watched a lunar mini-golf game on TV. Unicorn is full of glitter, giggles, and whale tail. 

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Unicorn the Jester Avant-Garde Performance Artist

Wrocky the Trickster Classical Ballerina was scribbled inside a joke book at Dappy's Pizza and peeled themself right off the page. They quit their day job while screaming at the top of their lungs. Wrocky has an expensive 808 blaster that doubles as their personal therapist. 

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Wrocky the Trickster Classical Ballerina

Unicorn the Maniac Promiscuous Contractor was found inside a cereal box at the Sock Exchange Thrift Store. They fell into a coma after they totaled a jetpack. Unicorn often uses a flea bomb to win an argument. 

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Unicorn the Maniac Promiscuous Contractor

Dreamdust the Monster Jingle Bells Soloist was born when your grandparents attempted to create a social media account on a calculator in the Drippy Droop Old Folks Home. They were kicked out of a beauty pageant after it came to light that they spent their vacation taking selfies with tropical fish. Dreamdust was framed for hijacking a tricycle with a parking ticket, but still failed the lie detector test due to their chronic anxiety. 

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